Welcome to Uni (But Not as You Knew It)
You might be 18, fresh-faced and surviving on Pot Noodles.
Or 38, writing essays between shifts, nappies changes, and existential dread.
You might be international, juggling rain, rent, and referencing.
Whatever your age, stage, or timezone — the chaos is real.
Haven’t written an essay since MSN and Snake II?
Still think “citations” sound like Double Dutch?
Feel personally attacked by “critical analysis”?
You’re not alone.
You were stuck in that uni maze.
You vs the 15th.
Ding. Ding. Ding.
Confused, over-caffeinated, completely lost.
Then the bell rang...
Like every other assignment, you faced it head-on! And won. Just. Five minutes before the deadline.
How we help.
We drop into the maze with your custom map and an escape ladder.
We’re your ringside coach — Talking you through chaos with hype, strategy, and solid know-how.
Before Takeoff
No 'laughing yoga' retreat in Bali needed.
Finish line? Hit. Dissertation? Dropped.
You didn’t escape — you laughed, you cried, you powered through.
You made it. Through the chaos. With the dissertation to prove it.
We’re the ones who gently pulled you back from escapism and the “maybe uni’s not for me” spiral.
And we’ll be right there, proudly grinning on the sidelines when you graduate — because you made it.
After Takeoff
How we helped.
Services
Undergraduate Academic Coaching - £30
Supportive coaching to build your confidence in academic writing, study skills, and time management. No ghostwriting or collusion—just personalised guidance to help you learn, structure ideas, and stay on track.
Postgraduate Academic Coaching - £35
Specialist coaching to strengthen your research, academic style, and critical thinking. We support your growth without collusion or ghostwriting—just expert feedback to help you plan, reflect, and refine your postgraduate work with integrity.